Please Lower Your Expectations

For the people who keep getting credited with more energy, patience, availability, or excellence than the situation can realistically support. Please Lower Your Expectations delivers the correction with clean deadpan polish: polite on the surface, blunt where it counts.

Sharp, premium-feeling, and broadly giftable, it reads fast on laptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes, and creative gear. A small, classy warning label for overestimated humans everywhere.